Cruise Highlights!

So we just got back from a 7 day Mexican Riveria Cruise with Cyd and Rich! Wow. It was awesome! Here are some highlights:

-Laying out on the boat with no plans/nothing to do!
-Eating fresh fruit every day (I hate peeling and cutting at home!)
-Rich ooohing and aahhing EVERY single night about how good the cheese platter was!
-Cyd drinking 7+ Diet Cokes at dinner!
-Rich and his "trumpet" sound...he tried to make me pee my pants every day! That was his goal! What kind of goal is THAT?
-Playing ping pong (or pee-pong) while the boat is a rocking!
-Shuffleboard tournaments!
-Our waiters (Fior and Fed) getting T and I mixed up with another couple at dinner - they delivered a special cake and sang "Happy Honeymoon to you! Happy Honeymoon to you! Happy Honeymoon....etc" THe rest of the week we had people congratulating us and wishing us luck!
-The comedian Troy
-The Jungle Canopy Zipline Adventure! We rode in a four-wheelin' jeep thing that was out of control up the mountain, then rode donkeys up even further, then hiked a bit, then went down 5-7 HUGE ziplines through the jungle, PLUNGED into freezing cold water going 20 miles per hour without breaking, walked across a tightrope while T and Rich were trying to make us fall off, repelled off of a waterfall cliff, and ended up back at the "camp!" IT WAS AWESOME!!! Loved every minute of it! Even the retarded donkey I had to ride on!
-Snorkeling in Chileno Bay (Cabo) - T pushing me in the freezing water, seeing a family of whales 20 feet away from us just hanging out, seeing dolphins, a sea turtle, lots of cool fish... Cyd freaking out over a big huge triantula that was by her foot (it was fake), sea lions, Lovers Beach... etc.!
-Matatzlan taxi driver trying to kill us! They use no traffic laws whatsoever... William the taxi driver poking Rich on the shoulder and then looking the other way
-Em and T trying to work a deal on some turquoise earrings... Em blurts out "I'll take them!" while T is still working his plan...(I had him down to 10 bucks, T was going for 8!)
-Jordan and Kristina - the real newlyweds
-Getting lost on the boat
-Eating 2 desserts at every dinner and not feeling guilty about it!
-Having our bedroom cleaned twice a day for us (no laundry, no making beds, room service, etc.) Why don't we do this more often?
-Playing Cyd's AWESOME card game - POUNCE. Have her explain it to you! It's great.


Those are just a few off the top of my head! I wanted to jot them down before my brain forgets them all...

It was such a fun trip! Thanks to my wonderful husband for an unbeatable Christmas surprise!